Praveen’s Magic Quill

Performance of magic is all about perception. Making impossible possible is impossible. So magicians make the impossible seemingly possible. I had started writing this post nearly a month back, but managed to finish it today. I had gone with my family members to Jadugar Anand’s Magic Show at Kamarajar Arangam near Royapettah, soon after returning from Harish’s new house. Before going inside, I didn’t think much of it. The show was supposed to start by 10 minutes after we parked the car, and even that time the parking lot was near empty! Tickets ranged from Rs.50 to Rs.500, but we decided to settle with a Rs.300 ticket each. We went inside and took our places right in the middle of the 5^th row or so.

The show started 15 minutes late and till then music was being played with music reaching nearly the decibel level of an aircraft taking off! Just before it started, I turned around and gasped in surprised that the auditorium was near houseful!!! It started off with a narration on how Anand became a magician. She said that he is the “World’s Fastest Magician” (Don’t ask me what she meant by it, coz I really don’t know!) and went on to say that he holds 3 Guinness World Records!

And then, finally, Jadugar Anand himself came out, clad in a colourful jiggling heavy magician’s outfit including a cape and a turban! Phew! Poor fellow, would have sweat 2 litres by the end of the show in Chennai Summer Weather! The first thing he did was to define magic as a pleasing and amazing art and exhibition of practiced skills, where the laws of nature are seemingly set aside for innocent entertainment. Soon after, he started with that many magicians do in common.

I was trying to get into the bottom of the tricks and tried to watch closer for any visibility of a trapdoor or the sort, when suddenly, as if reading my mind, Anand said with a “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a Government building and we are not even allowed to hit a nail into the wall, so forget about cutting holes into the stage. Saying so, he disappeared backstage. Meanwhile, some young hot babes, skimpily clad with mini-skirts started dancing and doing interesting stuff, which obviously drew more applause from the crowd than Anand’s first session.

A few minutes later, Anand came back into view, this time clad in a similar outfit but with different colours. The cool unique tricks were yet to come, he mentioned. Saying so, asked for a volunteer in the audience to assist him for a few other tricks. A college girl wearing a T-Shirt captioned “I hate Internet Explorer” (it was printed with graphics, so that when you see that, you would understand the “other” underlying meaning). Then, Anand did tricks like levitating her, getting out of a heavily locked enclosure, inserting a sword right through her neck and her getting cut using an electric saw. All the above tricks were carried out awesomely, and as expected, the babe was safe and sound as before! He concluded that session by declaring “Your are the medium, but the magic is mine”!

The next and the final session started expectantly with Anand in another set of uniquely coloured typical magician’s clothes. He demonstrated conjuring of a rabbit from an empty hat, and suddenly, much to my surprise, conjured a huge dirty elephant out of thin air! Pretty much impressive, eh? What’s more? It just walked down from the stage, walked past us and out! This is the first time ever I have seen an elephant close range inside a closed hall! Soon, it was time to wrap things up and as a final masterpiece, he made a huge replica of the Statue of Liberty to disappear right in front of our eyes!

On the whole, I was quite a lot impressed and finally felt that it was my money’s worth (much much worth than my SnowFall Experience!). I think he is out of the city for this year and has come to Mangalore I think. If at all you people get to know of his shows going some place around you, mark my words and don’t hesitate to go and watch it! Its two and a half hours of non-stop entertainment!!!

I was a lying in my bed finding it difficult to sleep, especially after all those rumors about my DOJ getting postponed and stuff that was circulating in the past 24 hrs .Now it’s clear though, I am still joining on June 2^nd for sure! The previous information was supposed to be only for students placed in Vel Tech, but as usual, everyone had started to panic.

Now, as I was in a condition of half awake and half asleep, my brother shoved something (at first sleepy glance looked like a letter) to one of my hands and said “You have got a postcard from USA da! Looks like it’s from Google!” But barely had he completed the sentence I had almost drifted away to some proper solid sleep and thus the last few words did not actually go inside my ears.

An hour later, I woke up and the first think I noticed was the postcard that was slightly crumpled under my pillow. On one side of the card was printed GOOGLE in its trademark font and colors and a seal. My mind started racing as to what made Google send me a mail? Has it by any chance got to do with Orkut?

I flipped to the other side and found neatly printed “Google AdSense Support”. Yet, I failed to understand what this is all about! My account has barely reached 15 dollars! So, there is no chance of a payout. So, I just went on, ripped of the 3 seals at three sides and silently read the body of the mail.

That’s when I realized that this is a part of their strict procedure to verify the ad publisher’s authenticity and the correctness of the Contact Address given. They had sent me a 6 digit PIN that I had to enter somewhere inside my account.

Phew! For a moment I thought that Google had sent something special to me, probably to invite me for a party or probably for a job at Google Services! Don’t blame me for it, as you can see, I was too sleepy to clearly think of anything!

Finally the Four-Year long ordeal called Engineering has come to an end last week with the declaration of results barely a fortnight after the semester exams got over! I never ever had dreamt that I would score 80+ in any semester (when being under Anna University!), but what to do? I calculated multiple times, but the answer was same! I had managed to score 81.4% at the 8^th semester, thus increasing my overall aggregate nearly to 71%!

Phew! I just can’t forget my first year, wherein I just was finding it difficult to understand and cope up with Anna University’s educational methods especially that of correction and revaluation. It was quite difficult for me to regain my composure but I was back on the right track by the end of the second year. From then on it was quite a smooth ride to the final destination. Now, I am ready to board the next train to MphasiS (whether I have to join in June or September, not yet sure) and start my professional career!!!

So, there is finally something to put towards the end of my name!

Yours Friendly,

P. S. Praveen Kumar B.E.(Mech)

For quite sometime, Harish had been inviting me to visit his newly constructed house way outside Chennai. I have been quite busy over the past month, so couldn’t make it. A couple of days back, he messaged me that many have committed to visit his house and stay for a couply of days, including Ashwin (OC), Anand (Aati from MNM), Keerthi, Anand (SA from Crescent), Swaminathan (Chaama) and Sudhardhan (Sushu). So, I accepted his invite and planned to join everyone that very evening.

We were supposed to go all the way to Guduvanchery (which is situated 35 km from Chennai between Tambaram and Chengalpattu) in Harish’s eight seater Maruti Omni. Keerthi picked me from my house and went to SA’s house where we all met up and embarked on the journey. It was quite tough to squeeze ourselves into the omni mainly because 7 out of the 9 guys were fatties! While 8 were seated comfortable, I (being quite thin) had to be the poor chap to have to squeeze and sit at the tiniest available space. We had our Dinner (Part One) at Noodle King somewhere before Tambaram and on the way, bought some Parottas, Eggs and Vegetables for Dinner Part Two to be had later that night.

The journey was least comfortable (especially for me) and I kinda heaved a sigh of relief when I saw the “Welcome to Guduvanchery” board half covered by Arasaangam movie posters. That’s when Harish turned a left and headed deep into the place. The road was rough and rickety and at parts the path did not show any sign that a road existed any time in the past. Finally, after heading nearly 6km inside, we reached his house.

It had been built on the edge of the forest, with absolutely no houses and no other signs of life in vicinity – except for a dog and her four puppies near the gate. Though the EB had politely given electricity connection to his house, BSNL had the added advantage of wireless connectivity and they had given a wireless “landline” and had promised that they will give a proper cable connection within the next few years. As for Cable TV, he has installed Tata Sky. Harish claims that in the next few years, his parents are planning to construct a new school out there as well.

After we checked into his house, we found that rooms looked quite spacious and nice. Up the stairs and onto the terrace, one can view the breathtaking view of thick forest on one side and vast acres of empty land on the other. We quickly washed up and started playing a customized version of cricket within the compound. We played on till around 1:30 AM (Yes AM, that is early in the morning under about six 60 watt bulbs). Then, we had our Dinner (Part Two) consisting of Omelets and Parottas. Soon after, I had dozed off, though some others watched some Naruto cartoon series and some played around and fed the dog and her puppies and slept later.

Early next day, Harish (who was actually the last person to sleep) woke us up at around 7:30 AM and asked us to join up directly for a game of proper cricket outside the villa. We did try to play, but then, we couldn’t just believe how damn hot the surrounding was, even though it was only 8 AM! So, eventually there was a change of plans and spent the rest of the morning on the laptop and TV. Since I had to attend a Magic Show by Jadugar Anand (will post about this experience in my next post) that afternoon with my family members, I decided to take leave of them soon after breakfast (around 11 AM, that is). I bid good-bye to them and came back home by bus.

On the whole, the trip was nice and fun-filled, made a couple of new friends and even though the location of the house was too away from the rest of the population, it was a new experience to spend a day in a truly silent and calm atmosphere!

Last week, I saw a huge bunch of posters around my area advertising some SnowBall event to be organised by a Chennai-based Dance company, Spellbound, under a commercial tie-up with the TamilNadu Tourism Development Corporation (TTDC), here at hot hot Chennai. The next day, The Hindu had reported that the venue not only had a visual treat, but a cool shower of ice to beat the summer heat. Driven by curiosity, we decided to hire an Air-Conditioned van (because my cousins and relatives were here as well) and then embarked on a visit to the Island Grounds near the Marina.

The entry fee for the adults was Rs.150 and children below 4 feet were charged Rs.100 each. So, by the look of the rates, I had begun to have an impression that this is gonna be a mini-amusement park or something. After some stupid band was tied on all our hands (for which there was absolutely no use inside), we went inside the entrance. The very moment I was inside, I could sense a feeling of dampness at the bottom of stomach.

There was a small toy train taking visitors around making a hell lot of noise. I was rooted to the ground gazing at the dumb scene all around me, when I sensed out of the corner of my eye that someone taller than me was standing next to me. Only when I turned around did notice that a Camel nearly double my height was trying to limp past me with another visitor mounting it. Damn the organizers! Don’t they have the common sense that camels are for commuting at soft earthy desserts and not on hard grounds? Poor creatures!

Then, we went inside an arch which was made of plastic snow, hoping that it would lead into the SnowBall Arena. But alas, it didn’t! Instead, we had seemed to enter a massive air-conditioned hall filled with a series of stalls dealing in consumer durables, souvenirs and food court, filled with mostly women pretending to be interested in the products of the sponsors which they never have the intention of buying anyway. It looked more like a Trade Fair than a Snow Arena.

Finally, we managed to rush past the crowd to enter the actual so-called Snow Arena. Once inside, standing on massive ice-bars, I watched dumb-struck at the scene in front of me. A shower of ice-crystals dropping out of ice-crushers positioned at a particular height at the sides of the enclosure. Some people were just grinding ice cubes and throwing the pieces on the innocent people within the enclosure, and they were also very happy to experience “Snow” falling on them. It was such a pity to watch the scene and more than that, I was angry at myself for becoming one among the victims of being taken for a ride.

I totally fail to understand how official agencies like MetroWater, TamilNadu Tourism Board, TN Pollution Control Board and others could have given permission for such a terribly damaging scheme of water use. I would definitely not recommend anyone to visit this event. If you feel you have enough time to waste and too much money in your wallet, I suggest you go to the movie Kuruvi. From Hari’s review, I feel you would feel much better to watch the movie than to visit the SnowBall event.